Sen. Ted Cruz wants to make it crystal clear that he is pro-life and pro-gun. The portly bag of crap from Texas has been acting like a tough guy since the tragic Uvalde massacre that left 19 children and two adult teachers dead. “This thing wouldn’t have happened if those kids and teachers had been … Read more

Following the tragic elementary school massacre in Uvalde, Texas, yesterday, the Republican Party has finally decided enough is enough. “We’ve got to take some decisive action,” Texas Gov. Greg Abbott told The Lint Screen. “I’ve always said the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. … Read more

The Lint Screen recently published the first batch of damning emails from various GOP leaders to former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. In those messages, the Republican politicians show their disdain for democracy and willingness to overturn a free and fair election for disgraced twice-impeached … Read more

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito caused a sensation when the draft of his upcoming decision concerning abortion leaked earlier this week. Alito and four other conservative Supreme Court Justices are poised to make abortion illegal. “It’s the right thing to do,” Alito tells The Lint Screen. “The federal government has no power over a woman’s … Read more

Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is at the center of a flood of damning emails before and during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. Also implicated are the usual crew of slimy, spineless seditionists and opportunistic toadies who grovel at the feet of the disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. … Read more

With the midterm elections approaching, the Republican Party has been adamant about not standing for anything other than the cult worship of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, but that is changing. Now many candidates are proposing initiatives to arm all school-age children “with sufficient firepower to protect themselves from the Satanic evils of this … Read more