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Our nation is decidedly behind glorious leader Donald J. Trump and his agenda for making America great again. The red wave in the midterm elections proves it! Yet, the cheating Democrats won’t surrender. Using the same tactics the looney liberals deployed in cheating President Trump of the popular vote in 2016, the sly Dems used … Read more
The president made it clear today he doesn’t care how powerful you are–– if you refuse his “embrace” you are in serious trouble. Today Donald Trump called The Lint Screen and began an epic rampage against God The Almighty. “Look, I like God,” Trump said. “He’s a good guy, good work ethic. Did some amazing … Read more
Now that the disloyal dwarf Jeff Sessions has resigned as Attorney General, President Trump has named Matthew G. Whitaker acting A.G. The Lint Screen met with Mr. Whitaker as he was working out at a local gym. Here is our exclusive interview. TLS: Congratulations, Mr. Whitaker, on becoming the acting Attorney General. MGW: There’s no … Read more
The treacherous, ravaging “caravan” is making a beeline to the United States border at blinding speeds of two-to-four miles an hour, and it presents such an existential threat, Lady Liberty needs a change of underwear. A mysterious patriot named John Miller called The Lint Screen offices to give the details. “Listen, this caravan is like … Read more
In an effort to unite the country during these troubled times, President Trump thinks we should give a present to generous people. “The Christmas season is coming up,” the president told The Lint Screen, “that means a lot of mailing for gift givers. While my economy is the best ever in American history, an incredible … Read more
Last night, former bitter enemies Ted Cruz and Donald J. Trump had a mutual lovefest in front of 16,000 people in Houston’s Toyota Center during a rally for Cruz’s re-election. “It was really something,” said Ernie Stipman of Victoria, Texas. “Those two guys obviously love each other a bunch. The president said Ted was beautiful, … Read more