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“Listen, pinhead,” he told this reporter. “I’m sick and tired of all these skirts saying I made sexual advances on them. Not true. Complete fabrication.”
O’Reilly’s face turned red as he began stabbing the air with his index finger and continued.
Fox News may have killed Bill O’Reilly, but his gravesite will not be a no-spin zone. In an exclusive interview with The Lint Screen, the megastar opened up about his mistreatment by Fox. “I made those people billions, billions of dollars over the years, and for that, they give me the bum’s rush out the … Read more
United to offer protection to “smart passengers”
January 20, 2017, will go down in history as the date Donald J. Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America, and also “the day more proud Americans assembled to witness a tremendous moment and new chapter in the glorious history of human life on Earth, the absolute best … Read more
Exciting product announcement of new Tide Detergent with Clean Coal.
Yesterday, Samsung officially unveiled its latest smartphone, the Galaxy S8, and it’s a corker! Following the embarrassment of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s tendency to catch fire, the latest model addresses that possibility in an ingenious way. “It self-extinguishes,” beamed lead product designer Ramsey Leirom. The tech wizard told The Lint Screen the thinking behind … Read more