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Stephen Miller Kills In Atlanta
Last night, Stephen Miller, a senior advisor to President Trump, took the stage at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta and performed a crisp comedy set on open mic night. In an exclusive, The Lint Screen presents the transcript of the hilarious jokester’s routine. “Hello. I am Stephen Miller. I work in Washington, D.C. In…
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Emergency Prayer Session Convened For Prez
The flock surrounds its good shepherd on their journey to the promised land.
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Trump’s Personal Mime Granted Immunity
The walls are closing in on the big fella.
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Manafort Will Receive The Presidential Medal of Freedom
Trump wants to honor a true American patriot for his incredible service.
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Trump’s Parade Canceled, He Takes It Well
Big boys don’t cry and good boys get special treats!
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U2 To Record Next Album in White House
If you hear this White House rockin’, don’t come knockin’.