Pence Launches Space Force For Captain Trump
The veep shows genuine swagger as daddy D chills on vacay.
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QAnon Unmasked, And You Won’t Believe What They Believe
Deep dark secrets are revealed for truth seekers. READ & BELIEVE!
Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client
The ex-mayor gives detailed specifics about Trump’s views and actions setting the record straight for once and for all.
Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement
The ultimate walk back for a mistake that wasn’t the prez’s fault.
Putin Uses Joy Buzzer Gag On Trump
To begin the historic Helsinki meeting between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, “Pootie” punked the American prez with the classic joy buzzer handshake. “You’ve got to give Putin round one,” a diplomatic observer told The Lint Screen. “He totally owned the Trumpster with the joy buzzer gag. But Trump did a good job of concealing … Read more
Trump’s Putin Cheat Sheet Leaked Like A Pee Tape
An exclusive look at the topics to be covered in the top-secret Trump-Putin meeting.