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As he enters the last quarter of what some opponents call his “reign of terror”, President Barack Obama now draws intense criticism for his pardoning of two 48-pound turkeys from Ohio named Mac and Cheese. Although the presidential pardoning of turkeys is a tradition dating back to George H.W. Bush in 1989, Rep. Willie Gromorp … Read more
Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson will soon be walking the last mile to the altar when he marries Afton Elaine Burton, a 26-year-old Midwesterner who has tried for nine years to exonerate him. The couple plans to marry in February and have released some surprising details about their upcoming wedding. — The couple’s request to … Read more
In part five of The Lint Screen’s series examining the underbelly of the mannequin world, we give the floor to Epion (ES) and Pashi Salionne (PS), sisters who work the window of an exclusive Madison Avenue fashion palace. ES: Most days are agony. PS: Agony is a good day. ES: Say something original, why don’t … Read more
Democrats running in the midterm elections have been treating President Barack Obama like toxic waste for some time, now his popularity cooties have spread to his offspring. An anonymous White House sources says that both Malia and Sasha Obama are distancing themselves from their father. “They think he’s a nice guy and everything, but they … Read more