The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
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A honeybee today confessed he was not “busy as a bee.” “Really,” the bee continued in his prepared statement. “I’m just not terribly busy. Kind of bored, actually. Been pretty chill.” And with that, the bee fell asleep. The world was stunned. Abuzz, even! Up was down, right was left, never would Shania and Mark … Read more
Now, another Dylan notebook has been found in Woodstock, New York, where the master lived following his motorcycle accident in the summer of 1966.
The beer battles are on! Following the announcement that number one domestic beer Budweiser will be changing its name to “America” on packaging, the number one Mexican beer Corona today unveiled plans to change its name to U.S.A. “We are not going to be out-patriotized by a Belgium-owned brewer,” Corona spokesperson Margarita Diaz told The … Read more
The Lint Screen has learned that the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has decided to enter the United States Presidential race. “The Glorious One will annihilate the other candidates,” said Dennis Rodman, official spokesperson for the North Korean leader. “The man is a god; he once shot sixteen playing … Read more