Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump’s Republican Party will not stand for traitors to his cause.

The Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel tells The Lint Screen, “Representatives Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger are dirty stinkin’ rats, and we must flush them out of our sewer.”

So, her group took action against them to show their repulsion. The RNC voted to censure Cheney and Kinzinger, the only GOP politicians sitting on The Democratic Party witch hunt called The January 6 Committee Investigating the Capitol Invasion.

“We can’t and won’t support people like that,” McDaniel says. “Cheney and Kinzinger have shown gross negligence by exhibiting outdated behaviors like honesty, integrity, and character. Through their rebellious actions, these wild card zealots of justice have shown their irrational adherence to the rule of law and the unyielding belief in upholding the United States Constitution. This will not stand. There is no place for people like Cheney and Kinzinger in today’s Republican Party!“

The RNC also officially has re-labeled Trump’s January 6 coup attempt to be “a minor protest, and absolutely no big deal. Nothing really.”

“We fully support the position of President Trump,” McDaniel pledges. “He was the greatest president ever and was cheated out of the election. We don’t have any proof, but we just know it’s true. If he says so, we must make it so!”

And so it goes with today’s GOP.

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