Biden brags he’s “matchmaker for my evil domination of America”

Dark Brandon strikes again. MAGA World is abuzz with gonzo conspiracy theories concerning the “alleged romance” between Kansas City superstar wide receiver Travis Kelce and the world’s pop star sweetheart Taylor Swift. “Biden fixed the entire NFL season,” claims Trump 2024 campaign strategist Ralph Juniper. “He pulled strings to get the Chiefs into the Super … Read more

“We must protect the border security problem until Trump’s in office”

Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump is pulling the strings on his puppets to derail any progress on fixing America’s immigration issues. “We must do the right thing for America,” Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell tells The Lint Screen. “We can’t help Biden tighten border … Read more

Florida Bans Scrabble “To Save The Children,” Says AG

There’s a word for what’s going on in Florida, but since dictionaries and thesauruses have been removed from libraries because they contain “dirty words,” no one is sure what the correct word is for what’s going on. Since wannabe dictator Ron DeSantis became Florida’s Governor, he has enacted many bans and measures to restrict freedom … Read more

“I can kill anyone whenever I want,” Trump claims

This week, an attorney for disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump made a startling claim to the judges in a federal appeals court when he said the president is immune from prosecution if he has been impeached by the House but not convicted by the Senate. “If that’s the case,” said Trump’s lawyer, D. John … Read more

J6 Choir Releasing Patriotic And Led Zepplin Classics Album

Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump has rallied his old crew for a unique fundraising effort: an album of classic patriotic songs and covers of popular Led Zeppelin tracks. “It’s disgraceful what Joe Biden’s department of injustness has done,” Trump bellowed to The Lint Screen, … Read more