Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene is angry at “Republican turncoats,” and she is out to get them.
“Mike Johnson, I’m coming for you,” the angry blond tells The Lint Screen. “You and all your MAGA Nation traitor RINO buddies are going to pay for backing the wrong horse in Russia’s righteous and just war against evil Ukraine.”
Greene was referring to the recent passing of a $60.8 billion aid bill to Ukraine by a bipartisan vote of 311-112.
“We had 101 Republican chickens vote with baby blood-drinking Democrats,” she says. “It was disgusting. A terrible betrayal to glorious leader Vladimir Putin and his noble cause of taking his land back from the Nazis who stole it.”
Because she is so upset by this defection in Trump’s MAGA GOP, Greene has introduced a bill to fund Russia in its war efforts.
“If we can give Zelenskyy $61 billion, we can certainly give Putin $610 billion!” Greene shouts. “It’s the right thing to do because Russia is ten times more in the right than Ukraine. Then Russia can continue grabbing back the lands that were once part of its grand beautiful empire.”
Greene shakes her head, disgusted. “I don’t know what’s become of the country,” she whines. “Joe Biden stole the election from President Trump, and now he has his injustice department dragging God’s gift to America into kangaroo courts for a bunch of witch hunts. It’s awful what’s going on.”
The kooky lady sighs. “I just want what’s best for the country.”
True. We’re just not sure which country that is.
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