Flush The Turd

Get a load of this: Mark Clavarella, a former juvenile court judge in Pennsylvania, was just convicted of racketeering in a scheme where he and another judge sent youth offenders to for-profit detention centers in exchange for a cool couple million bucks from the builders of the hoosegows. Imagine that, a scumbag in robes throwing … Read more

Watson Talking Trash

“He seemed so nice on Jeopardy,” said one eyewitness, “but he acted like a pompous drunk jerk at the bar shouting crap like– ‘humans got nothing, I could beat your race with a 386-chip and a motherboard on the fritz! Jennings and Rutter’s the best you meat puppets got? Gimme a break, they’re crap! You want to de-throne the king, you better bring some stronger playas! Unbelievable, you people with your puny brains and slow fingers. ‘”

Chris Lee Shirt Fund Started

Amid the turmoil of the sudden resignation of Republican New York Congressman Chris Lee comes shocking new revelations. While early reports were that the 46-year old married father resigned his position as a result of a recently released photo of himself shirtless that appeared along with a flirtatious message in response to a woman’s Craigslist … Read more

Super, Or Not, Here’s The Super Bowl Spots

It’s a game unlike any other. It pits formidable opponents against one another, each vying for the attention of over 200 million eyeballs. Each determined to occupy a sliver of consciousness and a splinter in the sequoia tree of pop culture. It’s the Super Bowl of advertising and here is the critique of Super Bowl … Read more

VI Little Known Super Bowl Commercial Facts

As the world prepares for the greatest game in the history of the world, the earth also prepares to watch the bestest commercials ever aired on planet earth. Not to overstate the case, but this Sunday night’s Super Bowl broadcast will be the defining moment of civilization. In preparation, here are VI little known facts … Read more