PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

“I won’t support Ukraine– that would be bad for Mother Russia,” says Trump

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The man who attempted to overthrow a free and fair election is a true patriot––of Russia. Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, and convicted sexual abuser ex-President Donald J. Trump loves Mother Russia and its leader, President Vladimir Putin. “My handsome overlord is very strong,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “All Russians love President Putin because … Read more

“I wrote a very good book, and it’s yours for only $59.99”

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Disgraced ex-president Donald J. Trump is a masterful salesman. From steaks to water, vodka, ribbed condoms, TOP SECRET classified documents, MAGA hats, and gold sneakers, Trump has pimped them all with the same conviction that almost seems truthful. Now, the conman is pitching Bibles. Here is the script from his recent infomercial posted on his … Read more

Sen. Katie Britt Becomes Coca-Cola Spokesperson

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Following her fatalistic response to President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, Alabama Republican Sen. Katie Britt became an instant global superstar. The reviews of her bombastic performance scaring Americans were breathless. “A star is born,” raved GOP Starwatcher Magazine. “Katie cooked Joe’s goose but good! Bravo, Queen of Doom and Gloom!!!” gushed MAGA … Read more

“I’m going to be a total a**hole tonight,” brags MTG

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Tonight’s State of the Union Address will star President Joe Biden, but a number of GOP radical fascists plan to play a supporting role. “I’m ready for my close-up,” says Trump groupie Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. “Biden is not going to rain on my parade. I’ll be the main attraction tonight–– like a pin-up calendar … Read more