2012 Election Brouhaha

The hurly burly world of politics gets all kaflooey in this satirical series that dares to be satirical.

Paws Claims Tuggles May Be A Killer

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As the heat of campaigning turns up, Sam Merchant, campaign manager for popular pup prez candidate, Santy Paws, today speculated that a dead bird discovered in a Canfield, Ohio yard may have been the handiwork of competing presidential candidate, cute kitty Mr. Tuggles, a Canfield resident. “Look, lots of birds get done in by these … Read more

Tuggles Claims Paws Not Housebroken

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Jerry Ossenwold, campaign manager for cute kitten prez candidate sensation, Mr. Tuggles, today called a major press conference in which he made allegations that Santy Paws, the adorable puppy presidential hopeful, is not housebroken. “How can we possibly put that mutt in the White House if he ain’t even housebroken? Do we want pee stains … Read more

Paws Tells Tuggles He’ll “Bring It But Good”

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Adorable presidential pup contender, Santy Paws, is not going to back down from the cute kitty presidential candidate, Mr. Tuggles. In response to Jerry Ossenwold, Mr. Tuggles’s campaign manager who recently challenged the puppy to “bring it,” Santy Paws’s campaign manager Sam Merchant says, “Oh, he’ll bring it, bring it but good! Santy will bring … Read more

Tuggles Tells Santy “Bring it!”

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Jerry Ossenwold, campaign manager for cute kitten prez candidate sensation Mr. Tuggles, says he is not afraid of recently announced candidate Santy Paws, a precious puppy who is scampering toward the White House. “The pup’s cute, I’ll give him that, but he’s weak on national security and job creation. Mr. Tuggles is concerned about getting … Read more

Precious Puppy Enters Race

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Mr. Tuggles, the cuddly kitten from Canfield, Ohio, running for president has some serious cuteness competition! An absolutely adorable puppy named Santy Paws is coming to town and tossing his red Santa cap into the ring for the 2012 presidential election. Many supporters believe the irresistibly cute puppy from Winter Park, Florida, is a lock … Read more