The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
This may sound kind of weird, but I feel like I’ve got to air it out… much as one might air out his/her favorite kimono that’s acquired a musty smell from too much must. This guy I met a couple weeks ago called me up out of the blue and asked … Read more
Despite the fact that the presidential election season has been going on for almost two full years, pockets of “low information voters” are still undecided, perplexed and generally in the dark. They are still not sure who to vote for on election day or who is running. “I like a president who … Read more
Apparently the readership of this blog is much larger and more influential than I thought. A certain kind woman across the pond has read my tragic story of getting fleeced by the evil Peter TS Wong has taken pity on me. She has sold a few family jewels and spotted me some … Read more
Lying is not nice. Making someone THINK they are going to be rich and then not coming through with the do re mi is evil. Robbing someone of their life savings through skullduggery is downright cruel. As of today, I am broke. Tap city. Busted. Effective today, consider … Read more
I’ve been getting a lot of calls lately from bill collectors and such demanding payment on some of the purchases I’ve made since I thought I would be in Richie Richville. It seems my bank account and 401-K funds have been bled dry by someone I’ve never met– a Mr. Wong, allegedly from Hong Kong, … Read more
It seems I may have been a wee bit premature in declaring my independent stinking fat-cat wealth recently. Apparently Mr. Peter T S Wong of Heng Seng Bank Hong Kong is too busy to cut me my check for $125,750,000 as promised. In the meantime, I have incurred some substantial debt … Read more