The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Got out of my car in the supermarket parking lot and there HE was. THAT guy. The one who wants one of my kidneys and my spleen. THAT guy I’ve only met a couple times in passing at parties. The one who sells insurance. The one who sold me my ironclad policy that’ll pay my wife a … Read more
At 3:41 last night, the bedroom phone rang. “Hello,” I mumbled into the phone half asleep. “Well, you coming through for me, or what, jerkface?” a male voice asked sharply. “Who is this?” “Don’t play dumb, you know damn well who this is. … Read more
This may sound kind of weird, but I feel like I’ve got to air it out… much as one might air out his/her favorite kimono that’s acquired a musty smell from too much must. This guy I met a couple weeks ago called me up out of the blue and asked … Read more
Despite the fact that the presidential election season has been going on for almost two full years, pockets of “low information voters” are still undecided, perplexed and generally in the dark. They are still not sure who to vote for on election day or who is running. “I like a president who … Read more
Apparently the readership of this blog is much larger and more influential than I thought. A certain kind woman across the pond has read my tragic story of getting fleeced by the evil Peter TS Wong has taken pity on me. She has sold a few family jewels and spotted me some … Read more
Lying is not nice. Making someone THINK they are going to be rich and then not coming through with the do re mi is evil. Robbing someone of their life savings through skullduggery is downright cruel. As of today, I am broke. Tap city. Busted. Effective today, consider … Read more