2008-Blagojevich-Father Time-Madoff Scandal
In a stunning development, the year 2008, Rod Blagojevich, Father Time and Bernard Madoff have all been arrested and charged with trying to alter the state of the universe and the natural order of things.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
I’m Dreaming of A Green Christmas
I feel guilty dragging our artificial tree out to the curb for garbage collection.
Christmas Scandal Exposed!
I wish I could have sent every person in the world our family’s special 2008 Christmas card, but I didn’t have all your addresses and I was low on stamps. So, here it is on the worldwide internets for your holiday viewing pleasure.
Our Wacky Biz
If you’re like me, you’re married to my wife and have two sons. You are also earning your daily bread by toiling in the mine shafts of advertising creativity. And if there’s a wilder, more woolly boolly, hurly-burly business, well I’d sure like to know about it! This ad game is chock … Read more
Buying The Car
Three guys from Detroit go into a Washington showroom. They check out the goods, like what they see and make an offer. $25 billion. They get rejected. “No can-do,” says the salesman. The guys go home, re-group and come back a couple weeks later and make another offer. $34 billion. “Whoa-boy,” says the salesman. … Read more
Presidents Are Puppets to Poultry Masters
Every year it’s a traditional Thanksgiving news story: the official Presidential pardon of one lucky turkey. It’s a photo-op that newspapers and broadcast stations feast upon; a little sorbet to clear the ravenous appetite of the 24-hour news cycle. But this little news-nothing is NOT what it seems!!!!!!!!!!!(wait, let me add a … Read more