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Communications Breakthrough!

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    I had Tweeted, e-mailed, Facebooked, blogged, vlogged, My Spaced, Google Grouped, You Tubed, Second Lifed, wikied, podcasted, Plaxoed, LinkedIn, every form of social networking– I even went old school Alex G. Bell on a handset, but none of it was working.

    Then I did something truly incredible: I arranged a ‘face-to-face meeting.’ 

I've invented the future of communications. Deal with it!
I've invented the future of communications. Deal with it!

    It was completely weird yet wonderful. We met in ALL 3-dimensions at once. We talked, questioned, commented, discussed and even laughed (without typing LOL). We came to agreements and action plans. We came to a better understanding than ever before.

    We began building something called “a relationship”… one based in something called ‘the real world.’

    I think I’ve discovered a new mode of communications. Something beyond 3G or even web 3.0.

    I’m going to see if I can get this revolutionary mode of communication patented. Honestly, I think it might be the future!

    Hmm, I’d better tweet about this…

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6 responses to “Communications Breakthrough!”

  1. David Everitt-Carlson Avatar
    David Everitt-Carlson

    Ha! I just Tweeted this!

  2. Scott Day Avatar
    Scott Day

    I am astounded. As I am to interested in keeping abreast of emerging technologies, I would like to set one of these up with you to further explore the technology employed.

    And, while we are on the subject of employed…

    nm
    lol
    brb
    l8tr

  3. admin Avatar
    admin

    Right.

  4. Paul van Winkle Avatar
    Paul van Winkle

    I hope you wore a mask to that meeting.

    I, Digital Narcassist

    Tweeter Dee Dee,
    Digitally fiddle with me.
    I am my own Ponzi scheme.
    I am my own cross platform.
    I have extended my peripheral awarenesses and digital connectivities to create a richer context for the world to see and understand ME.
    I shall create a veritable blizzard of bubbling broadcasts for ensuring I am massively distributed worldwide. RSSFeed on me.
    I(do) I(feel) I(am) I(have). I. Pay your respects to my code. Swan dive into my random thoughts. Freefall into my digital self. Let ME be the brooding digital guest at your doorstep, the restless digerati of your frazzled synapses. Let me help you by being more ME, ubiquitously.

    Thank you, have another.

  5. Paul van Winkle Avatar
    Paul van Winkle

    By the way, I have a great idea for our next (in-person — agh!) round table, whenever it is.

  6. Patrick Scullin Avatar
    Patrick Scullin

    Digi Narcassist, you are one gone daddy and I did your beat jam.

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