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Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito caused a sensation when the draft of his upcoming decision concerning abortion leaked earlier this week. Alito and four other conservative Supreme Court Justices are poised to make abortion illegal. “It’s the right thing to do,” Alito tells The Lint Screen. “The federal government has no power over a woman’s … Read more
Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is at the center of a flood of damning emails before and during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. Also implicated are the usual crew of slimy, spineless seditionists and opportunistic toadies who grovel at the feet of the disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. … Read more
With the midterm elections approaching, the Republican Party has been adamant about not standing for anything other than the cult worship of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, but that is changing. Now many candidates are proposing initiatives to arm all school-age children “with sufficient firepower to protect themselves from the Satanic evils of this … Read more
On a recent podcast, Rep. Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina made wild claims that caused Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley’s banana hammock to get in a knot. The 26-year-old Cawthorn said he had been invited to “sexual get-togethers” and seen leading elder statesmen of the GOP doing “key bumps” of cocaine. The young babe in the … Read more
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lost his cool in Hollywood last night as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for making a joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, who has a smooth dome due to alopecia. The violent incident sent shivers around the world. United States Secretary of State Anthony Blinken immediately flew to Los Angeles … Read more
Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson was grilled yesterday by South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham during her confirmation hearing. Here is a partial transcript of his interrogation. LG: It says here that your name is Ketanji Brown Jackson. Is that correct? KBJ: Yes. LG: Kee-tawn-gee. That’s a funny name. KBJ: My parents gave me the … Read more