Apple Goes Retro With iPhone 8
The shocking exclusive details about the long-anticipated iPhone 8!
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Exclusive Hillary Book Excerpts
Sizzling excerpts from Hillary’s upcoming tell-all campaign book.
Enforcer Brought Into White House
“I’ve fought in wars,” Gen. Kelley said, “but I’ve never seen the destruction, carnage, and sheer terror of this presidency. So, I’ve called in the big guns–– Sister Ellen Marie Grace.”
Giggles Named Sec. Of Fun!
A new ambassador to spread the president’s good cheer.
Trump Declared “Sanest Human Ever”
Distinguished doc praises prez’s mental fitness.
Trump Slams The Lint Screen
Last night, at his pep rally in Phoenix, President Trump told supporters, “Don’t believe the fake media. Everything they say is a lie. Everything! I know. It’s all fake, especially The Lint Screen.” Trump’s complexion changed from orange to red as he continued. “The Lint Screen has been very unfair to me. Very unfair. Too … Read more