The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
“Suddenly, I came to embrace Trumpcare,” Chesney said. “We need to cut Medicaid and Medicare and give tax cuts to the wealthy. Then, the free market will take care of unhealthy people, poor people, old people, and soon the economy will trickle down riches for all of us to enjoy. That laughing cat made me see the errors of my ways.”
The startling details on the mime replacing Sean Spicer as White House press secretary
“It was a dark and stormy night. Dark as ink in a windowless closet, wet as a drunk underwater. The President invited me to dinner. He said he wanted to invite my whole family, but he suspected there might not be enough ice cream to go around. ‘Screw them,’ he said. ‘Come solo.’
(The following is Patrick Scullin’s commencement address given to the recent graduates of Ohio State University. Enjoy!) Hello. It is an honor being here today. As I stand up here looking out on this enormous crowd of fresh faces, I’m curious how many are assembled here. There are so many people! To call you a … Read more
“When a man marries a woman,” Rep. Russell told The Lint Screen. “that is a sacred trust that can never be broken because it’s two people vowing to love one another until death do them part. Which means a woman must do her man’s will when he likes, no matter what, no questions asked.
“I don’t have the most athletic body,” said the 34-year-old actuary from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. “But the chinos I bought at Sears made my butt look huge! I mean, like the backside of a rhino-big.”