Giggles Named Sec. Of Fun!
A new ambassador to spread the president’s good cheer.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Trump Declared “Sanest Human Ever”
Distinguished doc praises prez’s mental fitness.
Trump Slams The Lint Screen
Last night, at his pep rally in Phoenix, President Trump told supporters, “Don’t believe the fake media. Everything they say is a lie. Everything! I know. It’s all fake, especially The Lint Screen.” Trump’s complexion changed from orange to red as he continued. “The Lint Screen has been very unfair to me. Very unfair. Too … Read more
McMaster Proposes Nuclear Strike
Details on why Gen. McMaster wants to go nuclear and save America “from a costly war.”
Inside The Mind of General Kelly
The mind of Gen. Kelly is hacked in the interest of good journalism.
A Peek Inside Trump’s “Happy Files”
The Lint Screen has an exclusive so hot, you may need solar eclipse glasses and oven mitts to read it. When it was reported last week that glorious leader Donald Trump receives two folders each day chock-full of good news about the great job he’s doing, our journalistic sleuths went to work. Below are excerpts … Read more