Florida Bans Scrabble “To Save The Children,” Says AG

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There’s a word for what’s going on in Florida, but since dictionaries and thesauruses have been removed from libraries because they contain “dirty words,” no one is sure what the correct word is for what’s going on. Since wannabe dictator Ron DeSantis became Florida’s Governor, he has enacted many bans and measures to restrict freedom … Read more

“I can kill anyone whenever I want,” Trump claims

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This week, an attorney for disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump made a startling claim to the judges in a federal appeals court when he said the president is immune from prosecution if he has been impeached by the House but not convicted by the Senate. “If that’s the case,” said Trump’s lawyer, D. John … Read more

J6 Choir Releasing Patriotic And Led Zepplin Classics Album

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Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump has rallied his old crew for a unique fundraising effort: an album of classic patriotic songs and covers of popular Led Zeppelin tracks. “It’s disgraceful what Joe Biden’s department of injustness has done,” Trump bellowed to The Lint Screen, … Read more

Tired of being fat-shamed, Santa gets on Ozempic

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The legend of Saint Nicholas goes back to the third century, and he eventually became the plump Santa Claus featured in Coca-Cola advertising in 1930. “You drink Cokes all day and night,” Santa tells The Lint Screen. “Is it any wonder I packed on a few pounds? But people seemed to like the look. They … Read more

“Hunter Biden is the most dangerous man in the world,” gasps GOP stooges

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The House Republicans are clutching their pearls as they continue pursuing Hunter Biden and “The Biden Crime Family” for “destroying everything holy and sacred in God’s green universe.” Today the Keystone Kops had a hissyfit when Hunter Biden appeared before the Capitol Building and said he’d be happy to testify on camera. “We can’t have … Read more