’tis The Luck of The Irish
Yes, you can taste tears in Guinness.
Al-Cowda Threat Level Raised
The nation is girding its collective loins in response to new reports from The National Security Agency that Al-Cowda is posing an serious threat to the United States. The NSA has raised the security threat level from cool ‘n creamy soft amber to hot, radient pink.
On Apathy
I was going to write a diatribe about the appalling state of apathy that has gripped so many people these days, but then I thought– why bother?
Tea Baggers Embrace ESL
Members of the growing Tea Bagger movement have officially decided to adopt English as its second language.
Breathless on The Red Carpet
Ohmigod, this is so amazing, I’m seeing more stars than Capt. James Kirk on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise at warp speed 5.4, look over there– J Lo, you go girl– and George Clooney, love you in E.R., and there’s that tall blue lady from Avatar— you were incredible sugar, glad goodness beat evil … Read more
Madoff Sues Inmate, Claims He Was “Cheated!”
Scam artist Bernie Madoff is serving time while his lawyer is serving papers to a fellow inmate at Butner Federal Correctional Institution in North Carolina.