“Hunter’s sweetheart deal threatens law-abiding Americans,” says Boebert

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Feisty patriot Rep. Lauren Boebert is outraged at “the gross, God-awful injustice” received by Hunter Biden. “This guy got a little slap on the wrist and a Hershey’s kiss,” Boebert tells The Lint Screen. “The illegal Justice Department is sending vicious attack dogs to bloody our great leader Donald Trump––and all he did was attempt … Read more

Trump: “I took nuclear secrets to protect U.S. from Biden”

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Oh, Donald, you’re a rascal! Disgraced twice-impeached, convicted sexual abuser, woman defamer, under criminal indictment in New York City over a hush-money case, with ongoing criminal investigations in at least two other cases, ex-president Donald J. Trump is in some serious hot water in Florida. Last week he was indicted in Florida on 37 criminal … Read more

DeSantis: “I’ll eliminate Disney and make America the happiest place on earth.”

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Florida Governor and Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis is making his anti-Disney position a key plank in his campaign. “Disney is the greatest threat to American democracy,” DeSantis tells The Lint Screen. “We must reject Disney’s woke agenda of indoctrinating our innocent Christian children, and when I am elected president, I will destroy them.” The … Read more

Crow gives “little bungalow” to Clarence and Ginni Thomas

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Harlan Crow, the Texas rightwing billionaire, is at it again–– he’s showering Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his cuckoo wife Ginni with another lavish gift. This time, Thomas’s sugar daddy has gifted the couple a lavish mansion in the California hills. “It’s just a little bungalow,” Crow tells The Lint Screen. “The residence is only … Read more