Tonight’s State of the Union Address will star President Joe Biden, but a number of GOP radical fascists plan to play a supporting role. “I’m ready for my close-up,” says Trump groupie Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. “Biden is not going to rain on my parade. I’ll be the main attraction tonight–– like a pin-up calendar … Read more

Disgraced twice-impeached former President Donald Trump is working hard to expand his base of support from Black voters to more just Sen. Tim Scott. “No one understands ‘The Blacks’ better than me,” Trump declared recently at The Black Conservative Federation. “I’ve done more for you people than Martin Luther King. He had marches, but I … Read more

Although propagandist Tucker Carlson was born in the United States of America, the entitled rich brat now spews a white-hot hatred for all things American. The Lint Screen has obtained an unaired tape from the recent Carlson-Vladimir Putin interview at the Kremlin. A transcript of their fascinating conversation follows. TC: President Putin, I really admire … Read more

Leave it to the Make America Great Again Trump-worshipping Republican Party to save our country from the brink of disaster. The House of Representatives voted 214 to 213 to impeach Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas yesterday after a failed attempt to do so last week. “Americans can sleep soundly tonight,” said House Speaker … Read more

Russian President Vladimir Putin is walking on air these days. “I have an American Dream Team,” Putin tells The Lint Screen over a Zoom call. “For years, Russia has worked on infiltrating America and destroying democracy from within. So much time and money was wasted. Then I received the gift of Donald Trump.” Putin smirks. … Read more

Dark Brandon strikes again. MAGA World is abuzz with gonzo conspiracy theories concerning the “alleged romance” between Kansas City superstar wide receiver Travis Kelce and the world’s pop star sweetheart Taylor Swift. “Biden fixed the entire NFL season,” claims Trump 2024 campaign strategist Ralph Juniper. “He pulled strings to get the Chiefs into the Super … Read more