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Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump is pulling the strings on his puppets to derail any progress on fixing America’s immigration issues. “We must do the right thing for America,” Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell tells The Lint Screen. “We can’t help Biden tighten border … Read more
There’s a word for what’s going on in Florida, but since dictionaries and thesauruses have been removed from libraries because they contain “dirty words,” no one is sure what the correct word is for what’s going on. Since wannabe dictator Ron DeSantis became Florida’s Governor, he has enacted many bans and measures to restrict freedom … Read more
This week, an attorney for disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump made a startling claim to the judges in a federal appeals court when he said the president is immune from prosecution if he has been impeached by the House but not convicted by the Senate. “If that’s the case,” said Trump’s lawyer, D. John … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump has rallied his old crew for a unique fundraising effort: an album of classic patriotic songs and covers of popular Led Zeppelin tracks. “It’s disgraceful what Joe Biden’s department of injustness has done,” Trump bellowed to The Lint Screen, … Read more
The legend of Saint Nicholas goes back to the third century, and he eventually became the plump Santa Claus featured in Coca-Cola advertising in 1930. “You drink Cokes all day and night,” Santa tells The Lint Screen. “Is it any wonder I packed on a few pounds? But people seemed to like the look. They … Read more
The man once known as America’s Mayor is now branded America’s Lying Deadbeat Loser. Rudy Giuliani’s lies have finally caught up to him. After losing a defamation suit and being charged fines of $148 million, the trash talker has declared bankruptcy. “It’s crazy how the stupid law works,” Giuliani tells The Lint Screen. “Why can’t … Read more