"Where fake news gets real."
Despite the fact that the presidential election season has been going on for almost two full years, pockets of “low information voters” are still undecided, perplexed and generally in the dark. They are still not sure who to vote for on election day or who is running. “I like a president who … Read more
Some people claim I have a weird obsessive vendetta against monkeys and chimps, as if I felt inferior to these hairy beasts because they can climb trees and fling poo better than I can (sure, they might have me on accuracy, but I think I can take them on distance). Look, I’ve … Read more
I recently came across this startling photograph of Mr. Thomas Alva Edison, the man credited with inventing the electric lightbulb. Staring at the photo it struck me like some sort of object striking another really hard that Edison was an energy-wasting pig! Just take a gander at his lightbulb! It’s a big … Read more
Apparently the readership of this blog is much larger and more influential than I thought. A certain kind woman across the pond has read my tragic story of getting fleeced by the evil Peter TS Wong has taken pity on me. She has sold a few family jewels and spotted me some … Read more
Lying is not nice. Making someone THINK they are going to be rich and then not coming through with the do re mi is evil. Robbing someone of their life savings through skullduggery is downright cruel. As of today, I am broke. Tap city. Busted. Effective today, consider … Read more
I’ve been getting a lot of calls lately from bill collectors and such demanding payment on some of the purchases I’ve made since I thought I would be in Richie Richville. It seems my bank account and 401-K funds have been bled dry by someone I’ve never met– a Mr. Wong, allegedly from Hong Kong, … Read more