The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.

Patel has been a raging lunatic on the subject of “the malevolent Deep State that’s everywhere–– hiding in more places than you can possibly imagine––including your Q-Tips, shoelaces, and toothpaste!”

“President Trump eats crap nonstop,” Kennedy said. “His diet is really bad. It’s like death. I think I can get him to eat healthier. Maybe some tofu, organic lettuce, and a side of bear cub.”

A slight majority of Americans have spoken: they want the thrill ride of an unpredictable, unstable, narcissistic leader at the wheel of democracy because he promised a brighter future and a cabinet filled with “the very best people.” President-Elect Donald J. Trump, a convicted felon, announced that he is selecting gonzo Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL) … Read more

Donald J. Trump loves women. “Oh, how I love them, ladies,” the GOP presidential candidate tells The Lint Screen. “I love them so much I want to protect them all the time. I give them so much protection. The best protection. And if they resist, I’ll threaten to shoot them in a firing squad. That’s … Read more

Donald J. Trump is dead serious about solving America’s immigration crisis. The brilliant political mastermind held a sheetless KKK rally yesterday in Madison Square Garden to show support for his 2024 presidential run, but it was a sly ruse. The event was a cleverly disguised sting operation designed to capture dangerous immigrants. “This was a … Read more

Twice-impeached disgraced felon Ex-President Donald J. Trump turned a staged photo op into a bitch session. “It was awful what they did to me at McDonald’s,” the fat baby tells The Lint Screen. “They made me stand at a hot oil machine to look like I was making french fries. It was very hot. No … Read more