The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.

“The Party of Lincoln” no longer has Lincoln. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States of America, has had enough. “I can’t take these damnable liars anymore,” Lincoln told The Lint Screen appearing in our offices. “Today’s Republican Party is a contemptible amoral pack of craven, cynical hypocrites, and I … Read more

Just when you thought the Republican Party couldn’t go any lower, the lying bastards get on the express elevator and hit the down button. Yesterday, members of the GOP took to their shovels and began spreading bullshit everywhere. Rep. Andrew Clyde from Georgia told a Congressional hearing on the January 6 insurrection on the Capitol … Read more

In the stillness of the Arizona night, if you listen closely, you will hear the voice of John McCain’s ghost saying, “I like my presidents to be winners.” But his spooky spirit doesn’t stop the voter fraud sideshow the state of Arizona is putting on for disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump. Despite voting recounts … Read more

“Liz is paying the price for refusing to get along,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told The Lint Screen regarding his Republican Party’s decision to banish Wyoming Representative Liz Cheney. “We can’t have radicals like her causing an insurrection inside the Capitol.” “Cheney has one of those Jew laser beams,” Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene … Read more

Tucker Carlson is a fearless journalist who believes in the sanctity of freedoms promised Americans by The Constitution. What follows is an opinion piece that aired on Carlson’s popular Fox News show. The Lint Screen reprints this rant; readers will have to imagine hearing these words in the whining voice of Tucker. TUCKER: Our forefathers … Read more

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy continued his revisionist history tour following his appearance on Chris Wallace’s “Fox News Sunday” show. The Trump fanboy popped into The Lint Screen offices on Monday and babbled like a drunk baby. “The liberal media has it all wrong,” McCarthy said. “Donald Trump was a perfect leader on January 6. … Read more