Senator Kelly Loeffler of Georgia is a true blue capitalist, and because she is, she’s smart enough to take advantage of a prime opportunity to make a buck. On January 24, she participated in a private, all-senators meeting on the novel coronavirus. “What I heard was was absolutely frightening,” Sen. Loeffler told The Lint Screen. … Read more

Many people questioned the wisdom of Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis’s decision to keep beaches, bars, and restaurants open during spring break during a global pandemic. Now, as the cases of COVID-19 and deaths begin to skyrocket nationwide, DeSantis still isn’t doing much about it. “I’m not all that worried,” the governor said. “Apparently this virus … Read more

Donald J. Trump has declared himself “a wartime president,” and now he has proven he truly is just that! In a Rose Garden ceremony today, Michael J. Lindell, CEO of MyPillow Inc., sung the praises of his dear friend and our nation’s leader in the battle against the coronavirus COVID-19 and the battle for our nation’s … Read more

Last week, Jerry Falwell Jr. partially reopened Liberty University, his evangelical boot camp. He commanded his students to return to campus and ignore “the brouhaha of the fake news media and its coronavirus scare.” “The crooked lamestream media is overblowing this fake pandemic,” Falwell told The Lint Screen, “It’s just another attempt by liberal God-hating … Read more

President Donald J. Trump has a golden gut. He felt the global pandemic might be on the horizon. He knew in his gut it was coming. “I thought it would be bad, very bad,” he told The Lint Screen. “Not just for the economy, but people, too. I care about people, everyone says so.” He … Read more

In the last couple of days, you may have noticed a new president of the United States–– one who is somber and appears concerned about humanity. This change in attitude didn’t happen by accident. “We conducted some focus groups,” explains Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, “and we found people didn’t like the idea of an unknown … Read more