Senators Susan Collins, Lamar Alexander, and Lisa Murkowski did not vote for impeachment in the trial of President Trump because they believe he had learned his lesson and would straighten up and fly right. The ‘bad boy’ would obey the rule of law. Silly senators! Yesterday, Trump unleashed his fury by cutting the ribbon on … Read more

Billy Boy Barr, the so-called Attorney General of the United States, is one happy camper these days. “The bossman says I’m doing a tremendous job, a fantastic job,” Barr says, puffing his chubby cheeks like a ravenous squirrel at an all-you-can-eat acorn buffet. “Getting some sugar from the big chief himself tickles me pink.” Trump … Read more

When pint-sized yokel Jess Sessions was the Attorney General, ‘Lil Donnie Trump always bellyached, “Where’s my Roy Cohn? Wah-wah-wah!” But those days are long gone now that portly Bill Barr is in the saddle. The top justice man was mightily impressed last night with Trump’s State of The Union Address. “His words were like pure … Read more

If there were a Mt. Rushmore of great broadcast journalists, Sean Hannity’s handsome chiseled mug would reside between Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow. Hannity has been reporting on the disturbing “rat-like treasonous betrayal” of John Bolton to America’s bestest leader ever, President Donald J. Trump. “Bolton is a traitor,” Hannity told The Lint Screen. … Read more

Sen. Mitch McConnell is one crafty rascal. “I’m like an episode of Law and Order –– I want justice and good acting with supportive sponsors,” the debonair silver fox cooed to The Lint Screen. Here are the rules he has drafted for the upcoming Senate impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump. All Senators must … Read more

Say what you will about partisanship in Washington, but one guy has always played it straight down the line–– South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. The 17-year veteran of the Senate Chambers is livid about the impeachment of President Donald John Trump. “It makes my blood boil,” he says sparkling those dreamy baby blues. “These Democrats … Read more