President Donald J. Trump is a man of vision. The most successful businessman ever, and the best American leader in history has done it again–– he has won his trade war with China! “President Xi of China just called me,” Trump told The Lint Screen, “and he surrendered. Just like after China bombed Pearl Harbor. … Read more

Donald J. Trump is known as one of the greatest dealmakers in the history of civilization. “Everyone says so,” he told The Lint Screen. So when the president set his sights on buying Greenland, only to get rebuffed by Danish prime minister Mette Frederiksen, Trump did what all great masterminds do–– he set a new … Read more

Lady Liberty is one old dame! She was given to the United States in 1886. A gift from the French people who would later give us French Fries (a tastier gift that’s much more important in American history). The old green lady was erected in the harbor of New York City way back when and … Read more

The editorial staff of The Lint Screen invites distinguished guests to write on timely issues and present their solutions. Today, we hear from Fox News megastar Sean Hannity. It seems a lot of whiners and crybabies are upset by a couple of recent mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton. These unhinged people got their … Read more

President Trump continues to unite America better than any leader in U.S. history. Following two horrific mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, our fearless leader jumped on Air Force One with his beautiful and very sexy bride Melania. He brought his big heart to console the survivors. “The state and city officials were begging … Read more

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney popped into The Lint Screen offices as he continued his ongoing defense of President Trump against charges of racism. “Look, I know a lot of people are in a lather over the president’s recent Twitter rampage against Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore,” Mulvaney said in sincere … Read more