The Lint Screen digs into a story like a dog with a metal detector looking for bones, and we’ve unearthed an enormous scoop–– the complete “beautiful letter” from North Korean Overlord Kim Jong Un to American Overlord Donald J. Trump.     Here is the correspondence in its entirety.     “Dear Don-Dude,     … Read more

Here at The Lint Screen, we are always looking for a story that will give us an edge. A voice that will resonate around the world. With that in mind, we gave Donald Trump, Jr. a star sticker with the word “REPORTER” written on it and asked him to file a special dispatch from London … Read more

The nation held its collective breath today as special counsel Robert Mueller held a press conference at the Justice Department. While the pundits debate exactly what Mueller said, press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave The Lint Screen her informed translation. “It was pretty obvious Bob Mueller admitted his investigation was a complete and total witch … Read more

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham is a devout Christian. “I was raised right,” the sweet talking Graham told The Lint Screen. “I know who to love, and I know who to hate. The good guys have wings, and the bad ones have pitchforks. The only thing that will stop them is a good guy with … Read more

South Carolina has entered the abortion law fanfare spreading across America. Today state lawmakers passed what many believe is the country’s most restrictive abortion law. “We aren’t about to watch Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Missouri, and Ohio get all the limelight,” said state representative Tommy White. “We want to control the bodies of our baby carriers … Read more

President Donald J. Trump is a student of history. He has been studying famous battles and warfare and has decided what the United States of America needs isn’t nuclear bombs, aircraft carriers, fighter jets, or stealth bombers. No. What we need are dragons! “I think dragons can be game changers for us,” the prez told … Read more