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Brian Patrick Flannigan plans on being hungover March 18. “I’m getting totally wicked wasted on St. Paddy’s Day,” said the 21-year old Lawrence, Massachusetts native, “I think he would have expected me to get blotto in honor of his birthday.” Flannigan says he plans to wear all green on St. Patrick’s Day and drink only … Read more
Here are some safe bets as the Papal conclave to replace retired Benedict XVI begins in Rome: – The new Pope will be Catholic (or at least a very conservative Methodist) – The new Pope may look into securing a new Pope Mobile as attractive financing rates are available for a limited time only during … Read more
As many fools proclaim the death of TV spots, here is a sampling of classic commercials for all time selected by Mark Andrews with m-a-d-e in London. Click here, little darling and prepare to enjoy the wonders of brilliant concepts that are well-written, art directed, directed and produced. The Lint Screen cribbed this gem from … Read more
Feisty freshman Texas Senator Ted Cruz has accused First Lady Michelle Obama of “possibly cheating the world out of the legitimate winner of the Oscar for Best Picture, Lincoln by instead naming Argo as the winning film.” Cruz noted that because the First Lady read the winner’s name from a sealed envelope, “who knows what … Read more
Tonight’s the 85th Academy Awards and while 2012 was a pretty terrific year for movies, I hope just one thing–– that Lincoln doesn’t get crowned king. Yes, Lincoln was a great president but this was not a great movie. It wasn’t bad, mind you, it just didn’t live up to the incessant hype. Let’s just … Read more
God called another great man from the bullpen and I am sad. Paul Decker is dead at age 75. I never met Paul, only spoke to him on the phone a couple of times, but I was a huge fan of his work. Paul lived in Portland, Oregon, and was married to the lovely Kitty … Read more