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Senior Trump Official Claims Kavanaugh Protesters Are “Paid Stooges”
If you believe some people do not think Brett Kavanaugh is a dream Supreme Court Justice, dream again, silly goose! A senior Trump administration official claims the alleged protesters against Kavanaugh are on the payroll of evil liberal kingpin George Soros. “Don’t be duped, morons,” Stevie Granger, senior counsel to the president told The Lint…
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Lindsey Graham Unplugged
U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham passed his audition for Attorney General last week at the Brett Kavanaugh hearings. He stopped by The Lint Screen offices to dispense some of his unique brand of chill. Here are some of the insightful pearls the easy-going politician dispensed. “It’s outrageous what passes for entertainment these days. Game of Thrones…
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Kavanaugh Will Be Investigated, Thanks To Trump
Donald Trump has done it again! After weeks of bitter bipartisan “wrasslin’” as Sen. Lindsey Graham might say, President Donald J. Trump did the impossible–– he persuaded the FBI to launch an investigation into some of the allegations about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “As I have said many times for a long time,” Trump…
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Trump Slays International Crowd, Will Headline Vegas
United States President Donald J. Trump was on fire today as he did stand-up comedy for a packed house of international visitors in New York City. “I tell you, I don’t get no respect,” said a twitchy Trump as he straightened his ridiculously long Chinese necktie. “No respect at all. I asked my wife if…
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Ted Cruz Attacks His Likability Issue Head-On
Sen. Ted Cruz is out to change public opinion! The despicable little cretin is upset that many people have described him as a repulsive creep devoid of any humanity with the charisma of a moldy mop soaking in a bucket of cat urine and tobacco spit. Enter Political POW! Marketing. The Dallas-based “brand enhancement” firm…
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Trump Blames Hurricane on Woodward
Bob Woodward’s “book of lies” cited as the cause of Hurricane Florence.