The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
For mutated wonders, there’s mind readers, a metal bender, shape shifter, chameleon, flier and fireball spitter, harness energy and zap it back at you wonderdude and more. Plus January Jones who had some superpower but she doesn’t really need it because she looks like January Jones and that’s strong enough stuff to stop Don Draper.
Although she has not officially declared her candidacy for President, or her intent in serving the remainder of her term as Alaska governor, Sarah Palin is reportedly actively seeking support from rock star/reality show megastar Meatloaf (real name: Hamburger Loafenz).
Disney has made a great patriotic gesture by dropping its intent to trademark the phrase “SEAL Team 6” for use on garments, clothing, ornaments, and every object on earth. Now commoners can use “SEAL Team 6” without fear of being swarmed and pummeled with lawsuits by Disney legal counsellors. Thank you, Disney. However, Disney has … Read more
This rollicking adventures has lots of swashbuckling, sword fights galore and more mascara than a New York runway during fashion week. Yet it bores.
It appears I am not one of the chosen ones selected for ascension into heaven during Rapturepalooza 2011. I assume Harold Camping made the grade. Maybe some others. But I did not. So, I’ve unpacked my bags with the DVDs, books, magazines, cameras, cinder block collection, slightly used lightbulbs, leftovers and other essentials for a … Read more
At 6 P.M. Eastern Standard Time today, the Rapture will arrive. Those of us who have led a good life of righteousness and obedience to Harold Camping will be whisked up to Heaven for our eternal rewards, while the rest of you are left behind and subjected to five months of God’s pranks–– earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, aggressive life insurance salespeople, Donald Trump, poo-flinging monkeys and what have you.