The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
It appears I am not one of the chosen ones selected for ascension into heaven during Rapturepalooza 2011. I assume Harold Camping made the grade. Maybe some others. But I did not. So, I’ve unpacked my bags with the DVDs, books, magazines, cameras, cinder block collection, slightly used lightbulbs, leftovers and other essentials for a … Read more
At 6 P.M. Eastern Standard Time today, the Rapture will arrive. Those of us who have led a good life of righteousness and obedience to Harold Camping will be whisked up to Heaven for our eternal rewards, while the rest of you are left behind and subjected to five months of God’s pranks–– earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, aggressive life insurance salespeople, Donald Trump, poo-flinging monkeys and what have you.