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"Where fake news gets real."
As Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival. But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned. After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The House Paul Ryan introduced new legislation called “The Tremendous Healthcare Plan For … Read more
The dead demand their rights as Americans.
The rock-em, sock-em game of journalism is not for wussies. Now that any numbskull with a smartphone is a media company, the stakes have never been higher for eyeballs.
A report about the Oscars selecting H&R Block over PwC.
Following last night’s epic Oscars fail by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) by mixing up the envelopes for the Best Picture winner, many of the accounting firm’s clients are demanding their tax returns be re-done. “How can we trust their calculations?” asked Comax Industries President Maxwell Fluber. “For all I know, they put our tax return in the … Read more
Following President Donald J. Trump spanking of fake news yesterday, the White House has drafted a list of approved questions for the media to ask in press conferences. “We had to do this,” Jeremy Bostwich, White House senior advisor told The Lint Screen. “Since the fake news is running rampant and not reporting the excellence … Read more