Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump was feeling lonely last week, so he decided to invite a few pals over for dinner: white nationalist/antisemite Nick Fuentes, and rapper Ye, a noted Jew-hater.
The three men sat in the dining room of gaudy Mar-a-Lago and shared a meal and insightful conversation. The Lint Screen has obtained a partial transcript of their lively dialogue.
DT: Welcome to my home. Tell me what you think of me, I’m curious.
YE: You are the greatest president ever, no doubt about it, President Trump.
NF: I think you’re the greatest human ever. I’ve always said that.
DT: A lot of people think that, Nick. I think they’re right.
YE: I’ll bet Jews don’t like you much though. You’re too strong.
NF: Good point, Kanye.
YE: It’s “Ye” now. The new name saves time.
NF: Fine. Ye, then.
YE: Like I was saying, Jews probably don’t like you because you represent change, President Trump.
DT: The country’s gone to hell under Biden after he stole my election. When I get re-elected, I’ll change it back and make America great again.
YE: The Jews better get used to change.
NF: That’s right, Kan.
YE: It’s Ye. My name is Ye.
NF: Gotcha, Ye. But it’s like Bob Dylan said, “The times they are a-changing.”
YE: I love Dylan. He’s a great American songwriter.
NF: Dylan’s maybe the greatest songwriter of all time. Although you’ve got to put Paul Simon up there.
YE: They’re two powerhouses, for sure. Dylan and Simon––two great American names. A couple of great American songwriters.
DT: I write many great songs. Incredible songs. Everyone says so. The best songs.
YE: I’ll bet you do, your excellency. But the thing I worry about is Jews trying to replace us. You can’t replace Ye! Can’t be done, Pete Davidson.
NF: If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, “Jews will not replace us.”
DT: Marjorie Taylor Greene told me Jews have lasers in space. Do you believe that? I couldn’t get a wall built because of the evil Democrats, and the Jews put lasers in space.
YE: I saw “Spaceballs” last night on TV. I love that movie, it’s funny as hell.
NF: That’s a Mel Brooks comedy, right?
YE: Yeah. Brooks––another American name. The guy’s hilarious. Jews could never make funny movies.
DT: You guys remember “All in the Family”? The sitcom had a terrific character, Archie Bunker. Very wise. Archie didn’t like Jews or blacks.
YE: I’m black, you know.
NF: You are? I thought it was just a deep tan.
DT: Quiet, you two. I was making a point. Archie Bunker was created by a guy named Normal Lear. Lear––like King Lear. Must have been British. King Lear was British. Very funny people, the Brits. Bennie Hill was genius.Not smarter than me. I’m a stable genius, you know.
(THE INANE CONVERSATION WENT ON FOR SIX MORE HOURS. THE MEN ENJOYED EACH OTHER’S COMPANY.)
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