It took a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems to expose an obvious truth––Fox News Channel is a propaganda outlet for The Republican Party.
The network’s popular anchors knew false claims of Donald Trump winning the 2020 election were “a steaming pile of bullshit” and “a fairy tale from a delusional ass,” yet they repeated the wild claims as if they were true.
Newly released texts from these outlandish liars show how they willingly carried water for the disgraced twice-impeached ex-President.
“Trump is nuts,” Hannity wrote his colleagues. “But we’d better keep peddling his stolen election claims if we want to continue cashing paychecks and drinking Pappy Van Winkle.”
“I’ve got more mortgages than Citibank,” Tucker Carlson replied. “I’ll do whatever it takes to keep ratings high. I sold my soul long ago.”
“OMG, I just heard Newsman has booked Mr. Pillow!!!” a nervous Laura Ingraham texted. “That guy is a lunatic. Viewers love him. We can’t get one-upped by Newsmax. It’ll kill our ratings.”
“Don’t worry,” Hannity replied. “I’m giving Rudy and Sidney Powell lots of airtime tonight. They’ll lay down a good ground cover of manure. I have Don Jr. on speed dial if we need to go to the bullpen.”
“Great,” Carlson wrote. “But how do we handle Jacqui Heinrich, Neil Cavuto, and Chris Wallace? Those sons of bitches are on air questioning Trump’s claims. WTF?! That’s bad for our brand. We can’t have the truth sneaking into Fox News. Hell, they’re hurting News Corp’s stock price. It’s costing me a GD fortune. I’ve got Gulfstream payments to make.”
“Relax,” Ingraham wrote. “I’ll make some poison punch and shut their yaps.”
“That’s the spirit,” Carlson wrote. “Tonight, I’m giving one of my rambling editorials where I ask stupid questions like ‘What kind of people would vote for Joe Biden? Do they even exist?’ and then look dumbfounded into the camera. That crap always plays to the cheap seats. Our viewers are good people, so we have to keep lying so they won’t be disappointed. We can’t burst their bubbles. And remember, Putin is also watching. We have to impress him.”
“Sounds good,” Hannity replied. “Whatever it takes, my comrades, we’ve got help Trump. That raging maniac is gold for ratings and he’s our meal ticket.”
“I love journalism,” Carlson wrote. “People will believe anything we tell them.”
“Amen, brother,” Ingraham replied. “Amen.”
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