Feisty patriot Rep. Lauren Boebert is outraged at “the gross, God-awful injustice” received by Hunter Biden.
“This guy got a little slap on the wrist and a Hershey’s kiss,” Boebert tells The Lint Screen. “The illegal Justice Department is sending vicious attack dogs to bloody our great leader Donald Trump––and all he did was attempt an insurrection, steal some silly nuclear secrets, and try to overturn a rigged election everyone knows he won. It’s a two-tiered justice system.”
Boebert is especially concerned that President Joe Biden’s son will not be serving serious jail time for possessing a firearm while using drugs.
“You can’t let any looney tune brandish a deadly weapon,” Boebert declares. “We need right-minded MAGA citizens armed and ready to defend their rights against government over-regulation and tyranny. We need to ban trans, books that mention history, dinosaurs that don’t believe in evolution, slavery that’s filthy with white guilt and anyone that does not agree with white Christians. What Biden’s son did was the worst thing ever. Hunter is a clear and present danger. I suggest all Americans arm themselves with AR-15s and any weapon they can secure.”
Boebert thinks the Biden Justice Department is “playing pattycakes” when investigating Democrats and “unleashing unholy, unfair hellfire” on Republicans.
“It’s clear to me that Joe Biden is a communist,” she says. “He’s been talking about crazy things–– socialized medicine, feeding poor people, battling climate change, making corporations and billionaires pay their fair share of taxes, and rebuilding our infrastructure. Why? Does he think something is wrong with our great nation––the one Donald Trump was making great again until he was cheated out of re-election?”
We can sleep well at night knowing Lauren Boebert and her justice-seeking pals are looking out for our best interests.
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