An Open Letter to Tiger
Dear Tig:
Heard you’re in a bit of a stew with the ol’ ball ‘n chain…
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Sad Fruitcake
What’s it like to roam the earth in search of acceptance, love and the occasional bite?
The Patch Fund
Furry friends with bad cases of jangly nerves, dieting monkeys, post-coital chimps– they all need our help. They can’t resist the seductive allure of nicotine, but we can help give them a fighting chance by being strong when they are weak.
Carney Scandal
In a historic first, a carney had to pay out a large stuffed animal when a patron miraculously put the ball through the basketball hoop at The Texas State Fair recently.
3 Heene Sons Missing, Parents Propose Game Show
Last week’s “Balloon Boy” story was all the rage, until it was discovered to be a hoax.
Now Richard and Mayumi Heene say all three of their children are missing and they’d like the country’s help in finding them.
Balloon Boy Must Pay
Now that Richard and Mayumi Heene have admitted that last week’s ‘Balloon Boy’ episode was a hoax, authorities are determined to make them pay. Not with a fine or legal proceedings, but with a dangerous act for the couple’s 6-year old son who was allegedly in the balloon that received incredible national attention.