Madoff Sues Inmate, Claims He Was “Cheated!”
Scam artist Bernie Madoff is serving time while his lawyer is serving papers to a fellow inmate at Butner Federal Correctional Institution in North Carolina.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Oh, Lady Liberty!
Why have you brought yourself to this? Standing on the corner, waving a sign to get attention; prostituting freedom to sell income tax services. You join the huddled masses of other mascots: the wiener in a bun, dancing taco dude, the purple gorilla, twirling condo sale sign guy and all the many mascots pimping their … Read more
Health Care Summit A Huge Success!
Today’s health care summit held at Blair House, across the street from The White House, was a resounding success as democrat and republican law makers came together to spitball some ideas of how to deal with rising health care costs.
China Gettin’ All Bankster On Rich Uncle
The U.S. government is angry as hornets who’ve been pestered by telemarketers during their favorite TV show, thanks to China getting greedy as a U.S. banker.
When the U.S. money people opened their monthly credit statement from China, they discovered that the Chinese had moved up their payment date and jacked up their interest rate, just like U.S. banks are doing to credit card holders.
Transcript of Tiger’s Talk
If the clouds didn’t have interesting shapes, I’d like to imagine the clouds were cotton candy. We have any cotton candy fans out there?! I love cotton candy, especially the blue kind. You know, now that I think about it, blue might just be my favorite color.
Curling For Dollars
Yeah, right, so tonight I lost ten boxes of ziti betting on team USA in curling against the Swiss in the Winter Olympics, and I’m still steaming.