Obama Bumped By Leno
In a surprising move, President Barack Obama will soon be replaced by comedian Jay Leno.
Obama has been contending with declining approval ratings recently, and it is hoped Leno can bring back some viewers and sponsors.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
New Apple Tablet A Shocker
With the announcement by Steve Jobs of Apple’s new tablet device just minutes away, The Lint Screen has learned the gizmo will have a definite retro feel.
Political Parties Dissolve, Sponsorship Evolves
“We can openly allow corporate fascism to rule enabling us to serve our corporate overlords without the hindrance of the so-called people. Sure, we need them for their votes, but that’s about it. After the election, they just get in the way of things. There’s no need for people in a democracy like ours.”
Man Bored By Meeting
In a stunning development, M. Carl Hurlybubb of Decatur, Georgia, reports he recently participated in a business meeting that he found “boring.”
Pols Protest x-Ray Porn
Washington politicians are lighting their torches, waving pitchforks in the air and giving loud angry mob grumbles to protest total body scanning x-Ray equipment being used as a safeguard against terrorists.
Enough Already
Look, just because you can put a promotional message someplace doesn’t mean you should put a message there.