Carney Scandal
In a historic first, a carney had to pay out a large stuffed animal when a patron miraculously put the ball through the basketball hoop at The Texas State Fair recently.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
3 Heene Sons Missing, Parents Propose Game Show
Last week’s “Balloon Boy” story was all the rage, until it was discovered to be a hoax.
Now Richard and Mayumi Heene say all three of their children are missing and they’d like the country’s help in finding them.
Balloon Boy Must Pay
Now that Richard and Mayumi Heene have admitted that last week’s ‘Balloon Boy’ episode was a hoax, authorities are determined to make them pay. Not with a fine or legal proceedings, but with a dangerous act for the couple’s 6-year old son who was allegedly in the balloon that received incredible national attention.
Moon Surrenders
After a bombing run late last week, the Man in The Moon has officially surrendered to its overlord, Planet Earth
Moon Attacked
For years I have been proposing a full assault on The Moon. Every night it sit there smugly in the sky, taunting us with its pristine lunar arrogance and orbital confidence.
Dude Displaces Ringo
Recently, a 17-year old Atlantan named Jerry Mungerton scored a perfect 100% score drumming on six straight songs, and the avatars of John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison were so impressed, they fired the avatar of Ringo Starr and replaced him with young Mr. Mungerton.