The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Furry friends with bad cases of jangly nerves, dieting monkeys, post-coital chimps– they all need our help. They can’t resist the seductive allure of nicotine, but we can help give them a fighting chance by being strong when they are weak.
In a historic first, a carney had to pay out a large stuffed animal when a patron miraculously put the ball through the basketball hoop at The Texas State Fair recently.
Last week’s “Balloon Boy” story was all the rage, until it was discovered to be a hoax.
Now Richard and Mayumi Heene say all three of their children are missing and they’d like the country’s help in finding them.
Now that Richard and Mayumi Heene have admitted that last week’s ‘Balloon Boy’ episode was a hoax, authorities are determined to make them pay. Not with a fine or legal proceedings, but with a dangerous act for the couple’s 6-year old son who was allegedly in the balloon that received incredible national attention.
After a bombing run late last week, the Man in The Moon has officially surrendered to its overlord, Planet Earth
For years I have been proposing a full assault on The Moon. Every night it sit there smugly in the sky, taunting us with its pristine lunar arrogance and orbital confidence.