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According to President Donald J. Trump, he is victorious in his re-election bid against Joe Biden. “I won, and it was a huge victory,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “No one’s ever seen a victory like it. Everyone says so. The biggest ever.” In a stunning development last night, the president signed an executive order … Read more

President Donald Trump is known for his emotional intelligence and even temper, but tiny Tony Fauci has become a painful burr in his saddle. “That runt is a joke,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “He’s a traitor. Mr. Medical Science is always talking his doomsday crap and scaring people. I’ve had enough. We’re turning the … Read more

There was a President Trump rally last night at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield, and his MAGA maniacs came to show their support and hear his tales of victimhood. After the president spewed his endless stream of lies and grievances, he hopped on the toasty warm Air Force One and flew the coop. The masses were left … Read more

When Rudy Giuliani isn’t touching himself in front of young women, he is America’s watchdog–– scouring the planet looking for evildoers and busting them. In December 2019, ‘America’s Mayor’ trekked all the way to Ukraine on a very important case. “I heard all these amazing stories about the evil shenanigans perpetrated by Hunter Biden,” Rudy … Read more

Dr. Anthony Fauci appears to be a mild-mannered world-renowned immunologist, but don’t be fooled. Beneath that petite exterior is a raging maniac with a lightning-quick temper and a bottomless reservoir of rage. The good doctor spoke with The Lint Screen about his feeling for President Trump. “The guy is a grade-A horse’s ass,” Fauci said, … Read more

Judge Amy Coney Barrett is an artful dodger. During her Supreme Court nomination hearings, the legal beagle would not be pinned down by Democrat Senators who wanted to know her judicial views on Obamacare, Roe v Wade, or the upcoming election and the powers of the president to influence its outcome in his favor. “I … Read more