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Florida culture warrior and Gov. Ron DeSantis has been making subtle moves indicating a run for the presidency––publishing a book, becoming a Fox News darling, and fighting the woke. But one thing he hasn’t done––pick a fight with the GOP’s great White House hope––disgraced twice-impeached, and recently indicted ex-President Donald J. Trump. Until now, that … Read more
South Carolina Senator and Belle of the Ball Lindsay Graham went on Fox News‘s Hannity show last night and turned on the waterworks. “What happened to Donald J. Trump is an American tragedy,” Graham said with teary eyes. “It’s worse than the attack on Pearl Harbor or 9-11. We were able to bounce back from … Read more
Loonie House Republicans are working hard for the most pressing issues of everyday Americans: history books that may make children feel bad and drag queens reading books to them. “We must protect the children,” Rep. Matt Gaetz tells The Lint Screen. “Our schools are incredibly dangerous places if they contain books about slavery, and Jim Crow … Read more
Five’s the charm for billionaire mogul Rupert Murdoch. The 92-year-old kingpin of yellow journalism and fake news is getting married for the fifth time this summer. His latest edition blushing bride will be Ann Lesley Smith, 66. This will be her third marriage. “I think women find me incredibly handsome and irresistible,” Murdoch tells The … Read more
Over the weekend, Former Vice President and milquetoast Sears mannequin Mike Pence discovered he had a pair between his legs. Finally, he spoke out about the attempted coup and insurrection on January 6, 2021. “President Trump acted in a rather unkind way on January 6,” Pence told a crowd at the Gridiron dinner over the weekend. “It was … Read more
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy gave Russian propagandist Tucker Carlson over 41,000 hours of video from the January 6, 2001 insurrection/coup attempt, and now all hell is breaking loose. Carlson made outrageous claims and lies on his popular Fox News Channel show. Ironically, Fox News is being sued for $1.6 billion by Dominion Voting Systems for its … Read more