Living in 8 Minute Intervals (Pt. 3)
The last thing I remember was being wheeled into the operating room.
“Look, Ma– No Hip!” (Pt. 2)
On Monday, Nov. 2, a man I barely know had me stripped and knocked out.
My Left Hip (Pt. 1)
…this Lint Screenin’ daddy-o is about to undergo ‘total hip replacement’ surgery on Monday, November 2.
Oh, I know what you’re thinking: he’s just doing that because joint replacement surgery is what all the cool baby boomers are having– it’s the “in” operation to have and he’s just got to have it!
Free Vortex Screensaver
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Carney Scandal
In a historic first, a carney had to pay out a large stuffed animal when a patron miraculously put the ball through the basketball hoop at The Texas State Fair recently.
3 Heene Sons Missing, Parents Propose Game Show
Last week’s “Balloon Boy” story was all the rage, until it was discovered to be a hoax.
Now Richard and Mayumi Heene say all three of their children are missing and they’d like the country’s help in finding them.