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George Senate candidate Hershel Walker appeared in Dalton recently to make his final case for why he deserves the vote of all Georgians. “We got a problem, y’all,” he told a roomful of senior citizens bussed in from local nursing homes. “There are all these vampires out there, and let me tell ya, they’re wanting … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump was feeling lonely last week, so he decided to invite a few pals over for dinner: white nationalist/antisemite Nick Fuentes, and rapper Ye, a noted Jew-hater. The three men sat in the dining room of gaudy Mar-a-Lago and shared a meal and insightful conversation. The Lint Screen has obtained … Read more
Bull goose looney Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has Trump kiss-ass Rep. Kevin McCarthy by the short hairs. He yearns to become Speaker of The House and needs her support, and she will use her newfound power to get her way. The crazy lady talked with The Lint Screen about her plans when the GOP takes … Read more
The Lint Screen has received an advance copy of Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign announcement he will be delivering tonight at Mar-a-Lago, “where dignity goes to die.” Here is his speech in its entirety. “Good evening, my fellow Americans and MAGA Patriots. I have some exciting news to share with you tonight. Your favorite president … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump dropped into The Lint Screen headquarters to bellyache about Election Day. “It’s awful what’s happening,” he said. “In every race, a Democrat won, there have been incredible stories about cheating. The kind of cheating and dirty play like no one has ever seen before.” Trump has never gotten over getting his fat … Read more
Mehmet Oz, the Republican candidate for US Senate in Pennsylvania, recently claimed that he thought the state was on The Atlantic coastline. But rather than admit he doesn’t know dick about The Keystone State, he did what his master, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Trump, would do. He doubled down on the falsehood. “When I was a kid, I loved … Read more