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Mob Plans Reunion, Invites Pence “To Hang” With Them
As the country braces for the first anniversary of the January 6th attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election, the pack of riled-up fools who participated are making plans to reunite and celebrate. “We weren’t successful last time,” Dirk Pretmoore of Lubbock, Texas tells The Lint Screen. “But this time, we’re going to…
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Mitch makes pitch for Joltin’ Joe Manchin
A revealing look at the incredible package of benefits Mitch McConnell is offering Joe Manchin to become a Republican.
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Shocking Meadows 1/6 Texts Will Blow Your Mind
When Mark Meadows shared over 9,000 pages of documents to the House select committee probing the Capitol assault, he had no idea what a treasure trove of trouble he’d unleashed. Many of the texts have already been grist for the media mill, but The Lint Screen dug deeper. Our investigative team slipped a $10 bill…
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Creepy Nunes Will Help Trump Create An Alternate Universe
No one would ever accuse California Rep. Devin Nunes of having integrity or honor. So naturally, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has picked the notorious weasel to head up his new social media network. “I couldn’t be happier,” weaselly Nunes told The Lint Screen. “I can’t wait to help Donald Trump create a firestorm…
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Meet Kyle Trump, The Crying Killer Kid Changes Families
Kyle Rittenhouse is dead. The 18-year-old may have gotten off free for traveling over state lines and gunning down a couple of people in Kenosha, Wisconsin, but he also lost his identity along the way. Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has just adopted Kyle, and the AR-15-shooting superstar has officially changed his name to…
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Gosar claims infrastructure plan is bad for Americans
Rep. Paul Gosar (AZ) is angry with President Joe Biden, and he may tweet a cartoon about it. “Biden is trying to ruin America with his stupid infrastructure plan,” the kooky lawmaker tells The Lint Screen. “Old Joe says we’re going to repair roads and bridges, but what he’s really trying to do is destroy…