South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham worships President Donald J. Trump, and he blames the devil himself for the impeachment inquiry underway. “I’ve had it with Satan,” Graham told The Lint Screen. “God put Donald Trump here to save America and save humanity. But the dark forces of hell have put Democrats in Washington, and let … Read more

While the rest of the world stood aghast at President Trump’s decision to greenlight Turkey for a Syrian invasion, the master of brilliant strategy revealed his thinking. Trump stopped by The Lint Screen offices and propped his wingtips up on a desk and told us his rationale behind the Turkey go-ahead. “I made this decision … Read more

Ivanka Trump is the apple of her father’s eye. As the president has said, he’d probably date her if she wasn’t his daughter. And everyone knows, Donald J. Trump has a keen eye for the ladies! But perhaps the sexiest thing about Ivanka is not her perfect 10-bod, but her massive brain (what else would you expect coming … Read more

Donald Trump is not known for his ego. Most would describe the president as shy, mild-mannered, or, intellectual. But this understated egghead has had enough of people questioning him. Trump recently announced an executive order that will charge anyone who disagrees or questions him “to be an enemy of the state and therefore treasonous.” The … Read more

The looney liberals have been returned to their asylum. Yesterday, they got schooled by President Donald J. Trump and put in their place. White House legal sharpshooters sent an 8-page letter to the torch and pitchfork crowd in Congress and said, “Here’s our response to your stupid impeachment inquiry–– suck it. We ain’t playing.” Speaker … Read more

Donald J. Trump had a “perfect phone call” with Turkish President Erdogan on Sunday. Then, he made “an excellent decision”–– the U.S. would leave its allies the Kurds to go it alone in Syria. “The Kurds are good people,” Trump said. “They helped us a lot in fighting ISIS. Something like 10,000 Kurds died. And … Read more