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The American Flag Sues President For Sexual Assault
Details on Mr. Grabby Hands facing more legal troubles.
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Melania Brings Her Empathy And Love To Border
The first lady brings her A-game to the border, 2,300 children cry.
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Trump Saves Children From “Evil Democrats”
President Donald J. Trump is a very busy man. When he’s not bringing about world peace, making new pals with strong and very talented leaders, he is spreading love and compassion for all of humanity. The big man called The Lint Screen today for some exclusive quotes about the recent brouhaha at the border. “I…
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TrumpKim Fest Day One Highlights
The revealing, shocking transcript of what went down.
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Waldo Asks, “Where’s Melania?”
The master of mysterious disappearances is “worried sick” about the first lady.
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Trump’s Cheat Sheet for N. Korea Summit
The confidential learning aid the prez will use as he prepares for negotiations.