Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump is livid.
“The Supreme Court should have never overturned Roe,” Trump barks to The Lint Screen. “I told them that. Protect the women, I said. Little ladies like the right to choose. But the Justices didn’t listen to me. Big mistake. Very big mistake.”
Trump believes the reversal of Roe is hurting the Republican brand.
“I am the only one who can save the GOP,” the braggart crows. “I and I alone can save America and make it great again. And then make it even greater again and again. When I get back in office, where I belong because Joe Biden cheated me, I will protect women. They can do what I let them do.”
Trump smiles. “And I’ll use the military to crush anyone who disagrees with me about anything. No matter what. That’s what freedom is all about.”
The con man has been proven to be a fraud repeatedly, with a bogus university, fake charities skimming money, and currently, his company, the Trump Organization, is in court for falsifying financial records.
“The judge is being unfair,” Trump whines. “He is very not nice to me and my little children. When I’m president, I’ll get revenge on him, Jack Smith, Fanni, and everyone who has disagreed with me. They’ll regret ever crossing Trump.”
The madman has a long enemies list.
“Justice will be served,” he says, red-faced. “And I am justice. Bow to me, or suffer the consequences. Because I believe in democracy and the American way––and that is the Trump way!”
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