Humor

Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.

Brandon grateful for the tremendous support he’s received

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If you have a feather handy, you could use it to knock over Brandon Snarply, a warehouse assistant manager in Little Rock, Arkansas. “I can’t believe how everyone’s talking about me,” the enthusiastic single man told The Lint Screen. “It’s unbelievable. One day you’re just an ordinary Joe, and the next day you hear people … Read more

Trump To Pitch in World Series Game 4

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump will be attending tonight’s fourth World Series Game–– as a pitcher! “I’m an amazing pitcher,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “I have incredible stuff. Fastball, even faster ball, fastest ball ever, curveball, loopy-doodle ball, filibuster ball, and wild pitch. Those batters aren’t going to know what hit them, but … Read more

Swamp man Scalise demands “January 6 Freedom Fighters monument”

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House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA) is hotter than a Banty-rooster refused for a low-interest henhouse loan. “I’m sick and tired of these Democrats and their witch hunts,” the Republican lawmaker crows to The Lint Screen. “They’re trying to illegally prosecute the good folks involved with the January 6 liberation when we should be building … Read more

“I’ll have Squid Game in my second term,” says Trump

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump continues his big lie that he won the 2020 election. While he forces all Republican politicians to genuflect to him, Trump is also planning his second term. “If we can’t have a coup to get me in office,” Trump tells The Lint Screen, “then we’ll have to go through … Read more

“Trumpers should have hung me January 6,” Pence says

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Toilet paper doesn’t know Donald J. Trump’s ass as well as Mike Pence does. The former V.P. still worships his ex-boss, disgraced, twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. Even after Trump’s looney tunes, maniac supporters wanted to kill Pence for certifying the election on January 6. “I honestly can’t blame people for wanting to see me strung … Read more

Quiet Kyrsten Sinema finally explains what she wants

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The dogged investigative journalists of The Lint Screen tracked down Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?) to ask why she is stonewalling Joe Biden’s “Build Back Better” spending plan. Sinema, who has been tight-lipped up to now, sat and spoke at length about her feelings. KS:  “It’s just, you know, I guess the spending plans have … Read more