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Tucker: “January 6 was a police action against lost tourists”
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy gave Russian propagandist Tucker Carlson over 41,000 hours of video from the January 6, 2001 insurrection/coup attempt, and now all hell is breaking loose. Carlson made outrageous claims and lies on his popular Fox News Channel show. Ironically, Fox News is being sued for $1.6 billion by Dominion Voting Systems for its…
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Murdoch: “No one watches Fox News for truth and honesty”
Pity poor billionaire Rupert Murdoch. The evil leader of a yellow journalism empire finds his company in a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit from Dominion Voting Systems for the actions of Fox News promoting “the big lie” that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election. The Lint Screen greased some palms at the courthouse, slipped…
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Trump: “Biden ruined your water, I brought you Trump Water”
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump took his grievance tour to East Palestine, Ohio, to rally support for his 2024 run to reclaim the White House. The Lint Screen reprints his remarks to residents suffering the aftermath of a catastrophic Norfolk Southern train derailment on February 3rd that dumped dangerous chemicals into the ground and waters.…
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Fox Hosts Lie Like Rugs To Viewers Surprising No One
It took a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems to expose an obvious truth––Fox News Channel is a propaganda outlet for The Republican Party. The network’s popular anchors knew false claims of Donald Trump winning the 2020 election were “a steaming pile of bullshit” and “a fairy tale from a delusional ass,” yet…
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Santos Claims He Has Broken LeBron’s Scoring Record
That George Santos is something else! The freshman Congressman continues to make headlines. Rep. Santos tells The Lint Screen he has broken LeBron James’ all-time NBA scoring record. “I know this is probably sad for LeBron,” Santos says. “I’m sure he felt great about beating Kareem’s record last night, and that was an incredible accomplishment. My hat’s…
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Huckabee Sanders Says “America’s In A Horrible, Awful State”
Following President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders gave a stern and dour official GOP rebuttal. Huckabee Sanders, who used to be the shill press mouthpiece of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump, droned on about the misery of American life under Biden. “It is tragic what has happened…
